Traumahawk


John Durkee John Durkee
Treads bikes like a waterpolo player treads water.
Steven Beckmeyer Steven Beckmeyer
Hopvillian.
Ben Quigley Ben Quigley
Scoop.

Carl Slaygan aka America's sweet hearts


All Hail CARL SLAYGAN- Charleston Shred Brew and Bike Fest 2013. Who cares what place we got with those shirts.


Ross Davidson Ross Davidson
Shit bike don't care still good.
Melanie Annis Melanie Annis
Slugwolf.
Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.

Beef Durkee


Atlanta is for Lovers 2013. First all Raleigh team ever I believe?


Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.
Steven Beckmeyer Steven Beckmeyer
Hopvillian.
John Durkee John Durkee
Treads bikes like a waterpolo player treads water.

Shadynasty


As the Gang makes fun of Frank as he makes a hoagie inside of his mouth, an old man arrives. Frank and the man begin fighting. After Frank smashes a beer bottle on his head, he introduces him as his older brother Gino. The two bicker with each other about stealing the love of each other's lives from each other. The rest of the gang pulls up seats to hear about the story which takes place in the 1960s. When Frank was 19, Gino got him a job at a jazz club and he fell in love with a girl named Shadynasty. The Reynolds brothers eventually opened up their own club. Shadynasty's former lover Reggie came to politely yell at Frank and Gino beat him up. Gino and Reggie were sent to prison, and once they got out Gino was addicted to cocaine which Frank didn't approve of. Reggie later came to the club as a Black Panther to politely give a pamphlet to Gino, but Frank was worried he was reaching for a gun so he shoots Reggie in the arm. Frank doing cocaine From BTS-video Frank flees to South America where he worked in quality control at a cocaine farm. He missed Shadynasty too much after two years so he returned to find her in the arms of Gino. She is also addicted to cocaine and he makes her choose between him and drugs and she chose drugs. Gino says that she left him soon after. He says that he found love letters that he believed to be Frank's. The gang then reads in a letter that she will be at the airport. The gang then goes to the airport to find Shadynasty with Reggie. Reggie is detained by airport security, as he is apparently on the no-fly list, and Frank and Gino leave, saying that Shadynasty didn't really age well anyway.


Sean Bowman Sean Bowman
Bowjangles advocate.
Jackson Jackson
Roll ya ova.
Chris Barber Chris Barber
One timer king.
Kyle Hord Kyle Hord
Gotta pay the troll toll to roll through the goal whole.
Sam Bennett Sam Bennett
Slams shots brings jams.
Frances Albanese Frances Albanese
Buku muney.

Turn Down for Butt


Team Turn Down for Butt Grabbed 2nd place in Knoxville in May 2014


Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.
Jackson Jackson
Roll ya ova.
Sean Bowman Sean Bowman
Bowjangles advocate.

Endo the World


SEQ 2013 (I think we even advanced to day 2)


Melanie Annis Melanie Annis
Slugwolf.
John Durkee John Durkee
Treads bikes like a waterpolo player treads water.
Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.

She Hulud


Melanie Annis Melanie Annis
Slugwolf.
Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.

Best Sext Ever


Willy Hardy Willy Hardy
Consistently inconsistently.
Ben Quigley Ben Quigley
Scoop.
Ross Davidson Ross Davidson
Shit bike don't care still good.

Two Bike Dads


Sam Bennett Sam Bennett
Slams shots brings jams.
Jackson Jackson
Roll ya ova.
Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.

Dale's Pale Ale


Part of the Pies of March tournament.


John Durkee John Durkee
Treads bikes like a waterpolo player treads water.
Alexander Kado Alexander Kado
Tall dude makes mallet look short.
Jackson Jackson
Roll ya ova.

Shit Twins


In Ladies Army got 3rd place from all those croissants they ate.


Melanie Annis Melanie Annis
Slugwolf.
Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.

Straight Outta Carrboro *formerly known as Carolina Kado and the Chapel Thrills


Ben Quigley Ben Quigley
Scoop.
Alexander Kado Alexander Kado
Tall dude makes mallet look short.
Chad Colledge Chad Colledge
Charlie Brown.

Voodoo SNAX


Melanie Annis Melanie Annis
Slugwolf.
Anna Stokes Anna Stokes
Bikes softly carries big stick.

Pizza Research LLC


Puerto Rico 2014. We are a lot of pizza cones.


Steven Beckmeyer Steven Beckmeyer
Hopvillian.
Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.
Ryan McMurray Ryan McMurray
Spooky boo.

Fryer Fire

Ben's first team ever.


Ben Quigley Ben Quigley
Scoop.
Michelle Willcox Michelle Willcox
Polo mom dot com.
Steven Beckmeyer Steven Beckmeyer
Hopvillian.

My Two Bike Dads


Charleston


Steven Beckmeyer Steven Beckmeyer
Hopvillian.
Ryan McMurray Ryan McMurray
Spooky boo.